Award Voting

10th Man Award: Staub:
Jed Lowrie New Jersey
Francisco Cervelli Joliet
Kevin Youkilis San Diego
Matt Diaz Towaco
Danny Valencia Belfast
Buster Posey Ohio
Coco Crisp High Bridge
Tyler Colvin High Bridge
Ramon Hernandez Limoilou
Ryan Sweeney Maine
Justin Morneau San Diego
Aaron Rowand Maine
Fred Lewis Montreal
Will Venable Montreal

10th Man Award: Clemente
Jim Thome      Carolina
Ryan Doumit   Brooklyn
Pat Burrell      Bryan
Adam Dunn    Carolina
Rafael Furcal Brooklyn
Casey McGehee Cooperstown
Drew Sutton Indiana
Jack Cust    Ottawa
Michael Morse Philly
Russell Branyan Philly
Chris Denorfia Brooklyn
Neil Walker   Cooperstown

Ronson Lighter Fluid Award Staub:
Ryan Rowland-Smith   8.61 3 - 10 Kennesaw Mt   Sound more like a news reporter than a pitcher. Pitched like a reporter too.
Dontrelle Willis           9.29 0 - 6 Longue Pointe Hits better than he pitches. Counted on to be solid, and spit the bit
Esmil Rogers             8.60 2 - 9 Longue Pointe Futile, really more like Mr Rogers
C.C. Scabathia          4.20 8 - 15 Longue Pointe Great card, horrible year. No Cy Young this year
Fred Garcia              4.95 7 - 9 Joliet 225 hits + walks in 155 IP for a winning team. Major disappointment may have cost pennant
Paul Maholm            5.97 5 - 18 Montreal 293 Hits + walks in 161 IP. Tried to replace the popular Uehara, played like Lt Uhura
Matt Lindstrom         6.99 0 - 7 Maine 46 games none any good. Couldn't be worse.
Ben Sheets              7.26 3 - 14 New Jersey 173 hits in 119 IP. Change the letters in his name from double 'e' to three 'iii', and thats his story.
Dave Bush               5.03 3 - 20 New Jersey's answer to Snooki, Two abused Bushes.
Scott Feldman         5.77 0 - 12 146 IP. Pitched about as bad as Marty Feldman.

Ronson Lighter Fluid Award: Clemente
Bud Norris                 7.54 5 -17 Cooperstown,     Pitched like Bud Abbott ? or more like Costello
Carlos Monasterios    7.44 2 - 3 New Hampshire   Should have been kept in a Monastery the way he went in '11.
Bruce Chen              6.15 3 - 17 New Hampshire Uhhh, no
C.Marmol                 11 blown saves Stirling        The most deceptive stats on the surface, really a big wanker on field.
Ropio Lopez            5.41 8 - 21 New Hampshire   21 losses for a reason. Wasn't the team.
Edwin Jackson        7.53 13 - 9 Brooklyn             Carried by the offense despite trying to snatch a defeat from jaws of victory.
Derek Lowe             5.16 9 - 18 Lake County       Lowe needed to be high.
Josh Beckett            6.79 6 - 8 Lake County       Samuel, er, Josh.
Raphael Soriano      3.69 1 - 10 8 blown saves Newton   Alfonso Soriano could have done better.
Randy Wells           5.60 12 -11 Was counted on to pitch well and lead Ottawa to playoffs, he didn't.
James Shields        5.45 6 - 21 32 games 192 IP 244 hits 51 BB   Was traded to Montreal, and continued being crappy.

Throneberry Award Staub
Jeff Mathis Maine .147 BA in 172 PA Chances are Johnny Mathis would do better.
Brandon Wood New Jersey 227 at bats 3 HR 13 RBI .101 BA New Jersey, Dead-Wood.
Aaron 'Ant' Hill Joliet 532 AB .184 BA 26 HR 74 RBI, the lowest among full time players in Staub.
Juan 'Bombo' Rivera Montreal .211 BA in 119 games 337 AB 10 HR 31 RBI, no production, no wins
Nick Puto Montreal .178 BA 111 games 274 PA. Bad.
Daniel Nava Belfast .134 BA in 191 PA. Nava-ho-ho-ho.
Nate McLouth Belfast .193 BA in 303 PA's 8 HR 28 RBI, Nut McLousy has been a bust in Belfast.
Juan Uribe High Bridge .214 BA 21 HR 77 RBI. Hurt more than helped despite power.
A.Lind New Jersey .216 BA 519 AB 16HR 69 RBI's. Reminded us of Jenny Lind, silent screen star
Justin Smoak New Jersey .202 BA 6 HR 27 RBI, 397 PA's. Use 'Smoak' in a sentence. "Justin did not Smoak the ball!"

Throneberry Award Clemente
Brandon Inge Bryan 10 HR 42 RBI .200 BA 561 PA's. Bryan's 3B may have lost his long time job. Brandon Singe.
Benjie Molina Carolina .188 BA 288 2 HR 16 RBI, 297 PA. Benji has more bark than bite.
Mark Reynolds Cooperstown .182 BA 34 HR 73 RBI. Totally unproductive HR's and season.
Franklin Gutierrez Indiana .201 BA 340 PA, 3 HR 26 RBI . Rotten bat cost Indy dearly at end.
Brad Hawpe Cooperstown .243 84 G 339 PA. 5 HR 20 RBI. No production in RF, Hawpe not Hawt.
Raul Ibanez Indiana .235 BA 466 PA, 10 HR 49 RBI. Needed more output from Raul.
Chris Snyder New Hampshire .170 BA 350 PA 9 HR 22 RBI. Slacker.
Sean Rodriguez New Hampshire .208 90 games 298 AB 7 HR 22 RBI Sean of the Dead.
Mitch Maier New Hampshire .205 116 games 356 5 Ab HR 18 RBI       Probably hit more like Jeffrey Maier, the Yankee fan.
Pedro Feliz New Hampshire .204 113 games 402 8 Ab HR 33 RBI        Feliz Sayonara-vidad.

Jason Bay Bryan .204 BA 374 PA 4 HR 26 RBI Thinks he's Otis Redding sitting at the dock. He stunk like fish too.

GM of the year:
Marc Wass
Joe Wallace
Kevin Gibson
Scott Kenan
John Miller
Jeff Boutet
JD Adams
Glenn Kenan
Bob Fidler
Wolfman Shapiro
Jack Frost
Rob Hite

Player of the year:
Select 5 from players lists above